'A" PLAYER?

Just in the past few days the media has been questioning my purported claim to "A" Player on our golf team. Well, my thoughts were that because I'm allowed to hit from the senior tees I might me more valuable. Well, the media has pointed out that Julie will be hitting from the Ladies tees and is a better golfer anyway. So, for that reason she should be the "A" Player. And, even from the white tees, Jit will still be out driving me. Also, the media has pointed out that my short irons are terrible. So, they say, like all good "C" player, they might be able to use a putt of mine every now and then. So, we have Julie as the "A" Player, Jit the "B" Player, Bob the "C" Player, and Mary Lynn as the "D" Player. The media had no problem placing me ahead of Mary Lynn as she hasn't struck a ball in over 2 years. However, they said that was just the front nine. It may change on the back nine. By the way, the guy in the picture is imitating my swing.